7 Rings PC | Week 0: Friday night

[gamerbrain]

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[bachelorbored]

Wait! For god?!

I thought this was for you!

[gamerbrain]

Aoi is an Avatar of the God of all Visual Novel Heroines. So Aoi collects CGs for God.

[bachelorbored]

Woah!

Doesn't that... kind of make you an angel?!

[gamerbrain]

Nope.

[bachelorbored]

So... what, then?

[gamerbrain]

Aoi is an Avatar of the God of all Visual Novel Heroines.

That's all.

[bachelorbored]

That still seems super important!

[gamerbrain]

... Maybe.

[bachelorbored]

Maybe? Definitely! You talk to god!

You're like... the pope, minimum!

[gamerbrain]

Aoi isn't like the pope at all.

[bachelorbored]

Oh.

A bishop, then?

[gamerbrain]

Aoi is sexier than those kinds of characters...

[bachelorbored]

Okay, then we're definitely back to angels!

[gamerbrain]

... Aoi likes the wings and white dresses and halos in costumes, but Aoi isn't an angel, you know? Aoi is just a character in a visual novel.

[bachelorbored]

Okay, okay. You're just a character, then.

Still... you're a pretty cool one.

[gamerbrain]

Even though Aoi assaulted you in your sleep?

[bachelorbored]

Eh. Girls have definitely done me worse harm than that!

[he stretches out, and fluffs his pillow.]

Just don't try to hurt me on purpose again, and we're cool!

[gamerbrain]

Got it!

[ except she clearly didn't because she went on to assault him at the trial the next day ]

[bachelorbored]

Great. Good talk, Aoi. Goodnight!

[time to sleep! wait]

I still respect your space!

[executeprogramming]

[some time after things have quieted, a squishy titty-shaped projectile comes whipping through the dark, bonking off Kaz's sleeping form--whoever the assailant may have been, they disappear before he can look around]

[bachelorbored]

[he gasps in interrupted REM cycles, sitting straight up--]

Aah! Holy shit!

[--touches upon the tiddyball, and frowns, clenching it.]

Oh my god! [he throws the ball down, hissing between his teeth.] Robots! I don't respect them at all!