[ why is this just this mulaney sketch
anyway hello aoi??? gu yun's futzing around on his phone with a glass of wine in his hand so when she comes to join him. ]
...Aoi? Hello.
anyway hello aoi??? gu yun's futzing around on his phone with a glass of wine in his hand so when she comes to join him. ]
...Aoi? Hello.
[ ...
he. muffles a laugh behind his hand. it's not unkind, though, so. ] No, not a fan? Maybe we should find something else you might like.
[ hopping up from his barstool! ] I've never had a drink with the juice of a tomato in it. [ being fantasy chinese means no bloody mary. ] What other flavors do you like?
he. muffles a laugh behind his hand. it's not unkind, though, so. ] No, not a fan? Maybe we should find something else you might like.
[ hopping up from his barstool! ] I've never had a drink with the juice of a tomato in it. [ being fantasy chinese means no bloody mary. ] What other flavors do you like?
Well, you're here to indulge, right? So you might as well say "fuck the censorship laws."
[ whatever those are. there's some fourth wall related irony here.
anyway! he's squatting down to look through some of the bottles, and sets out what he can find, mainly - something in a clear bottle called chǐxiāng, which google has informed me is a savory chinese vodka made with pork fat. hello. he also grabs a plain bottle of what is likely just vodka.
and... let's see. a pale, light rice wine... maybe that's enough to start. ]
You and I have that in common, anyway. I'm not a big fan of sweets, either. [ after a moment, he pops back up from behind the bar! ] Alright. Shall we? Anything you'd like to try first?
[ whatever those are. there's some fourth wall related irony here.
anyway! he's squatting down to look through some of the bottles, and sets out what he can find, mainly - something in a clear bottle called chǐxiāng, which google has informed me is a savory chinese vodka made with pork fat. hello. he also grabs a plain bottle of what is likely just vodka.
and... let's see. a pale, light rice wine... maybe that's enough to start. ]
You and I have that in common, anyway. I'm not a big fan of sweets, either. [ after a moment, he pops back up from behind the bar! ] Alright. Shall we? Anything you'd like to try first?


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